Joke of the Day

The Ten Best Reasons why Trick or Treating is better than SEX

The Ten Best Reasons why Trick or Treating is better
than SEX:



10. You are guaranteed at least a little something in the sack.



9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.



8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.



7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.



6. It's O.K. when the person you're with, fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.



5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.



4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.



3. It doesn't matter if the kids or anyone else hears you moaning and
groaning.



2. Less guilt the morning after.



1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!